Comments: I can't let you do that Dave

Well...have you forgotten your password?

Are you going to the Festival this weekend regardless, or what?

Posted by Stuart at June 8, 2004 09:12 AM

dave, you know i hate to be a slave driver but WHERE ARE THE PICTURES FROM LAST WEEKEND.

Posted by k at June 9, 2004 01:50 PM

Darling...put the baseball bat down and step away from the hamster.

Posted by Stuart at June 10, 2004 11:44 AM

i didn't even LIFT the bat. the hamster fell into the gravel hole completely on its own. right, hamster?

Posted by k at June 10, 2004 09:10 PM

ggnnnnughhhh......

Posted by Dave at June 11, 2004 08:22 AM

in american english, "ggnnnnughhhh" is loosely translated to mean: "i just woke up from a two-week bender and now i have the words ROCKY FOREVER tattooed across my forehead."

which, i guess, excuses your blogging absence.

Posted by k at June 11, 2004 01:05 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, my future wife.

Posted by Stuart at June 14, 2004 10:41 AM

Oh dear - Dave's got the grunts again.

He got this at Uni you know. The only cure we found was a large dose of Vodka and virtual unending games of Unreal Tournament.

Poor thing.

Posted by Rory at June 14, 2004 07:54 PM

Where the hell are you?

I know you're there, sitting in that chair, reading this.

What's happened to you? Did you get abducted by Jimble Girl Mk.II, or is your new lady that demanding?

Posted by Stuart at June 16, 2004 09:41 AM

Rory had I better go and warm up my flak cannon

Posted by Nick at June 16, 2004 02:54 PM

Can I come?

I'll bring my own sniper rifle.

And some vodka.

Posted by Stuart at June 17, 2004 10:03 AM

Where's he gone?

Posted by Rory at June 22, 2004 01:06 PM

Dave's at my flat (where I'm holding him hostage). I will be releasing him very soon! P.S. Don't worry I am supplying him with basic human needs.

Posted by Ann at June 23, 2004 08:46 AM

This is now a yawning opening for dirty jokes that you could drive a tank through.

I declare this forum of smut officially open.

Posted by Stuart at June 23, 2004 09:45 AM

please tell me that "basic human needs" includes "servicing all possible manner of sexual desires".

if so, count me in.

Posted by k at June 24, 2004 02:49 PM